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Monday, December 31, 2012

End(s) of the Year

Well, another year has come to a close. And Definition of a Man has narrowly survived cancellation due to this blogger's mental exhaustion. While some might say moving back to one's narrow-minded hometown and living in the same household in which you grew up is a regression, but I've made some progress.

For once, the money in my bank account is more than 200 dollars. And by coming out to two of my best friends, I've learned that I've got two lifelong friends in this world!

Although my 'relationship' started off with a lot of sizzle, it soon fizzled out. Nevertheless, because of it, I have come to realize that it is possible to find a like-minded individual who shares the same values of raising a family and being in a healthy, monogamous relationship. It'll be hard, especially if your only resource is gay online hookup sites, but it's still possible. But first, I have to do something drastic with my personal life in order for the future I envision to come to fruition.

Here's to 2013!

Chris Wide (befitting his name).


Gabriel Lenfant.

George Vidanov.

Hakan Serbes (one of his many aliases)

 Kevin Baker.

Liam Jones.

Nick Pizzaro.

Patrick O'Brien.

Scott Herman.

Sean Patrick Davey.

TJ Austin. and unknown.

Alexi Auclair.

Last but not lest, whoever he is, by Dan Skinner.

Friday, December 28, 2012


probably the sexiest depiction of Peter Parker/Spiderman I've ever seen

Thursday, December 27, 2012


*This first pic was originally posted 12/19/11. i've decided to add to this post.*

Hmmm, I think a more effective mode of transportation is to put the tire under a truck and drive the truck.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

sometimes i come up with the lamest jokes

Cowboy 1: Honey, my boss fired me again.
Cowboy 2: Well, find another one. I ain't starring with you in no Brokeass Mountain.

Monday, December 24, 2012

chicago fire in my pants

So, i realize the calendar says October...but on behalf of Taylor Kinney and all the beautiful people in the world, Merry Christmas! Have a fun, safe holiday spending time with your loved ones!

Try not to burn the house down, but just in case you do, let's hope a hot fireman rescues you!