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Saturday, December 31, 2011

New Year Resolutions

1. Start my career!

2. Continue working out.

3. Have six/eight-pack by summer.

4. Be able to do a handstand.

5. Be able to do human flag.

What are your resolutions?

Missing You

I try to trim off the fat in terms of getting rid of dead links or blogs that have been updated for several months. But there is one blog that I refuse to give up, and that is Just Beautiful Men. In terms of picture quality, this blog is one of the best. In terms of blog layout that is easy on the eyes, JBM passes with flying colors. In terms of taste in men, JBM's host Eric is uncannily like mine. I have always considered it the best blog on the net, and to me, it will always be my favorite blog.

I have no idea why the blogmate has dropped off the face of the Earth, and it is concerning that Eric doesn't even return my emails. Even though my hope of his return dwindles every day, rather than conjecturing on whatever mishap that may have occurred on his well-being, I would rather think he moved on with better projects in his life...

Meanwhile, his blog is still there for us to behold. Once in a while, I go through the archive and I still find myself blown away by the epicness of it all.

And this pic is just one of many splendid examples of Eric's excellent taste.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Dripping Ball

Curls for the Girls?

Chris Krueger titled the clip 'curls for the girls,' but the truth is the top three demographic group that watched this video are: Male 25-34; Male 18-24; Male 35-44. So um, yeah, keep dreaming fitness guys who work out for the ladies...

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas Package

Dear Santa,

I have been a very naughty mischievous bad boy this year. Even though I have recently graduated with a Master's degree, I have not accomplished much of anything else in my life.

Every time I try to write a legitimate novel that I can proudly publish and that my family and friends could read, I end up writing stories filled with graphic HAWT passionate sodomy, and I post it online to be read by horny gay men.

Every time I resolve to updating my resume, I discover a new gorgeous male model on the internet, and end up updating my blog instead.

Every time I tell myself to get off my ass and go find a part-time job to bring in a little cash, I find myself sitting in front of the computer playing the Sims 3…making my sexy Sims men--all muscular with rippling abs--make out and WOO-HOO in bed, in the shower, in the treehouse, in the elevator, etc.

About the only good thing I’ve done is working out consistently for the last six months, and I have seen a nice transformation of my body. Getting compliments from my friends is such a confidence booster. I tell people that I’m doing it for my health, and also, so that I can hold more command in the environment of my chosen profession. But of course, you know the real reason I work out: to get laid a TON by really cute men!

So Santa, instead of a hunk of coal, will you please stuff my stocking with a hunk of a man (full-sized, of course) who will teach this naughty naughty boy a lesson. Let him spank me til I'm red and green, twist my nipples under the mistletoe, squeeze my Christmas balls, and ram his big ol' package up and down my chimney. And yes, I would love to choke on his candy cane.

From my sincerest heart-on,

Kenny Johnny

P.S. Attached are pictures of hotties wearing your favorite color. Feel free to jack off when Mrs. Clause, the reindeers, and elves aren't looking.

Trystan Bull.

Josh Ohl
(I know I said he would be the 'Man on Top',
but that pic of Trystan is too good to get second billing)

Tyler Lough. Paul V.

Trey Hoffart.

Ryan Hughes.

Markus Ricci.

Steve Byers.

Logan Springston.

Justin Deeley. Brent Van Zant.

Jim Romagna.

Guy Marquardt.

Cody Deal.

Adam Ayash.

Tyson Paige.

To all those who believes today is Jesus's birthday, Merry Christmas!