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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Best Costume Ever?

Yes, I know what I want to be for Halloween now! I'm gonna wear Jason Stackhouse, or I meant, Ryan Kwanten. And by wear, I mean use him like a boy toy! I'm gonna wear him out!

These images are retrieved from a digital version of the magazine. I have to go back on my words...I'm sorry! I just don't have extra money right now to spend on the magazine, so I can't scan it! Please forgive me!

It's that time of year again...

...the time of year when dressing up ain't just reserved for actors and village people.

What are you going to be this Halloween?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Nice Try

A woman tries to get in the way of a male-male couple in a David DeCouteau movie! Epic fail on her part! Epic win on our part cuz those guys are HAWT!

Oh, boy, the blood at the end...possibly even worse than the acting...in another Decoteau film.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010


For those who don't know, The Brotherhood is a series of very badly acted and scripted horror/thriller with major homoerotic subtext/male exploitation, brought to you by the one and only David Decoteau.

Spending an hour and a half to watch the moving images of these movies is a bad idea, but spending 5 minutes to ogle at the still photographs...not bad at all!

Now, if somebody could find me some HQ still photographs (NOT just screen captures) of any of Decoteau's films...please do share them!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010


Torontonian "The smile adds greatly to the overall attractiveness."

Mike Ellis agrees "a smiling man is so much sexier than the angry disdain so many models try for..."

I created this post well before two viewers wrote their above comments. Needless to say, I find it funny that it's completely contrary to the theme of this post.

Of course I love a man with a great smile, and no doubt, some of my favorite men are the best smilers I know. Nonetheless, it still takes an awesome man to pull off the frustrated look and still look wildly sexy.

We'll start off with a man I'm sure you've missed, the latest Man of the Week: Adam Miller! Yes, indeed, that is Adam Miller. He looks soooooo fine in this shot, doesn't he?

A really close up shot of Ryan McPartlin...yum!

Sexy stuff with Mark Carroll.

Don't mess with this handsome knight...Henry Cavill.

All the stress of playing a gay guy on 90210 has gotten to Trevor Donovan!
Here's to hoping his storyline plays believably! Plus if we get to see a sex scene!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Just Like a Tatoo -- I'm Always With You

For the person who commented about the Kenneth tattoo in the David Entinghe video...

And to the person who said they did not like this 'Entinghe guy.' I respectfully disagree!

*Clicking on these photos will take you the site of Mike, the blogmate who altered these tattoos. Thank him if you like the work. For images of the original photos, click here*

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Leading Men Exposed

Correct me if I'm mistaken, I don't remember ever seeing so many movie posters featuring shirtless guys as I've seen this year. Maybe it's the progressive and liberal movement that is making such posters so hum-drum an issue. Maybe it's advertisers realizing that sex sells...Well, whatever it is, it's happening...and I LOVE IT!

Is it effective? Does having a hot shirtless actor on the poster make you want to see the movie more? Which of these movie do you want to see the most? Is it because of the poster, or a trailer? Or is it because of the actress?

Also, of the three actors (Josh Duhamel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling), pick one to fuck, pick one to marry, and pick one to kill. I want to see FIVE responses before I tell you who I would choose.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Letting go...

So, I've been going through the grieving process. Ya know...denial...anger...bargaining...and all that jazz after learning that one of my favorite men in the world...David Entinghe...got hitched. Well, now I think I'm ready to accept the fact that so many of the men I post on this blog will never be interested in me (for many reasons, but let's not go into detail or I'll become depressed again.) So for this post, I'd like to do a straight-theme of some of my favorite guys...hanging out with, bleh, girls...

The girl that David has an arm around is not his wife, but ya know, it's symbolic.

Hmm, I wonder if Former Man of Two Weeks...Tyler Lough...is taken yet...

Kerry Degman...wow!!!!

Why is this stupid girl trying to push Tomas Skoloudik away? Makes no sense.

Bobby Blanski....such a cutie!

Who are these unknown straight guys?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

Bachelor No More

It was inevitable. It was bound to happen considering we're talking about one of the most beautiful man to grace this Earth. I knew it would come sooner or later. I just didn't expect it to come so suddenly. My heart has never been so disturbed before. I just wasn't prepared. All I was looking for was more and newer pictures of David Entinghe. What I discovered was way more than I asked for...

I'm speechless. My eyes are stinging from tears. What happened to David Entinghe is probably one of the happiest moments of his life, but I can't help but feel extremely sad that one of my absolute favorite men in the whole wide world is now officially off the market.

David married an equally gorgeous lady named Elizabeth at the end of June. (I can't believe it' has taken me this long to discover that news.) Their children are gonna be so freakin pretty...damn, that is so unfair!