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Saturday, May 31, 2008

One Poll Closes, Another One Opens

Good Lord! Tom Cullis knows how to pick em, doesn't he?

These two drop-dead gorgeous guys with dark-hair, seductive eyes, and a love for watery locales might as well be twins. They're so hot, if there weren't so much water in these pictures, I'm sure the screen would burst into flames.

First up is Benjamin Godfre who has been featured in my blog many times before.

With more hot trail to his treasured privates, a slightly rounder face, and eyes that remind me of a lustful vampire, it's no wonder he's so popularly featured in almost every blog I've seen.

While searching for more pictures of Benjamin, I discovered Clay Adler.

Clay was from the reality show The Real OC. With a squarer jaw, a sexy smile, and eyes that remind me of a werewolf on the hunt, I kinda wished I saw the program.

I certainly have my opinions, just want to see if mine are similar to yours...

Friday, May 30, 2008

Battle of the Twins: Results

Winner: The Reigning Champion: The Carlson Twins

Not a huge surprise, the Carlsons are just unstoppable. They were amongst the first twins to exploit the homoeroticism of beautiful brotherly love. Their launching pad were campaigns with Abercrombie&Fitch and posing in front of Bruce Weber's lenses, it's no wonder these guys just keep on knocking off every contender that threatens their path.

The polls pitting brother against brother were somewhat more interesting. It seems like the shorter-haired guys won over their longer-haired twin. And to be honest, I'm 100% with you guys! Although longer hair adds mystery and intrique, shorter hair simply allows us to view more of the men's faces, especially their beautiful eyes.

Your favorite Carlson: Kyle

Here are more reasons why Kyle won by an 18% margin.

(For those Lane fans who are disappointed he was not ahead in the poll, you can blame me as I did not post good quality pictures of Lane on the first day of the post when the most people voted.)

Your favorite Clippinger: Allen

There's no controversy here, Allen more than tripled his brother's votes.

I still believe the Clippingers are one of the best twins since the Carlsons, and I wish them the best of luck in their careers. As a side note, based purely on number of clicks, Allen Clippinger's pictures were the most popular of all four guys....hell, he's the most popular picture this whole month!

Thanks for voting!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

He leaves me speechless...

Rarely do I post nudity on this blog,

But a photograph this beautiful and artistically tasteful certainly deserves exception.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Many Guises of Matus Valent

Your regular, everyday muscled hottie?


A deadly agent with the license to kill?

A brave Spartan OR The Dark Knight

Or is he simply the man of your (wet) dreams?

Monday, May 26, 2008

A Park to Remember

Amazing candid shots by Funfotoguy. His flickr profile here.

Before I forget, have a good Memorials Day!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

These Guys Rock Hard

I can identify Michael Churchill and Paul Tornabene; who are the rest?

Thank you ever so much Phil at BuckSkin Cafe, for this awesome picture.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Battle of the Twins

I love twins! They're rare and exotic, and I just can't get enough of the nearly identical hotness.

I hate to objectify guys! Sometimes I feel bad when I take these men as sex symbols and nothing more, comparing them only for how they look outside and not who they are inside.

...But what the heck, let's do that, shall we?

Here are the reigning champions for dual hotness.
For the longest time, they were indistinguishable to me. Only now am I beginning to take notice of their uniqueness and individual qualities.

Kyle has a slightly rounder face, and a bit beefier body than his brother. The picture on the right is my personal favorite of any of their works. Don't you agree?

Lane has the narrower face. Nowadays, he sports longer hair than his brother. Kyle likes to stand, and I guess, Lane likes to sit! Wow, check out those thighs! Yum!

The Clippingers may possibly steal the title as the new double-threat.

James is stunning with longer hair. I'm not sure who was born first, but he looks more mature to me. Perhaps it's his more prominent chin that makes him look a few minutes older.

Allen definitely looks good with short hair. Both of these pictures are so great and beautiful in their own right, I can't choose a favorite.

For the final poll, please take a moment to view the galleries of these twins.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

h-h-hummina hummina

OMMFG! A few days ago, I received an email from my second favorite AAG model: Bryan Thomas. After reading it, I proceeded to fall ignominiously off my chair. When I picked myself up, I reread it again to see if I wasn't hallucinating or this was some kind of prank. It looked legit enough, as legit as any email can be. The message was simple enough. He informed me on his very own blog which I immediately added to my list of favorites, as well as his yahoo group, which I eagerly joined.

As a photoblogger, I think about the hard work that goes into each photo, and I'm often concerned if I offend anyone by what I post. It's so cool to know that models like Bryan are very open-minded about gay-oriented blogs, and it's even cooler that no one so far has threatened to sue my ass.

In case he reads this, what else should I add? Oh, yeah, I love guys with two first names...if nothing else, he beats Tyler Lough in that category. And he'll be featured again on Sunday, June 15th. (yes, I have it planned out way in advance)

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Man of the Moment: Josh Morehouse

Does he look familiar to you?

Probably not in these pictures...

Do you recognize him now?

That's right! Josh Morehouse is the Grade-A cut prime beef you see in the B(l)owflex informercial.

I tend to make broad generalizations, but I think this is as true as a statement can be:
Josh has the hottest body and face of all infomercial models. EVER!

You wouldn't believe the lengths I went through to capture these images. I literally had to cut and paste each square inch together to make every single one of these pictures. It was painfully meticulous work to keep everything aligned so you can't see the cut-and-pasted edges.

As far as I know, this is the first blog to ever feature this guy! So I'm hoping you (the readers) will appreciate it enough to make LOTS of comment on him, and click and save him to your computer!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Benjamin and Friends

Mariano Lopez is tugging at Benjamin Godfre's speedo.

Most. Brilliant. Idea. Ever!

Might get stoned by Benjamin's overzealous fans for saying this...

But I actually think Clay Adler (in the turquoise shirt) has a hotter face.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Beaming Beemer

I featured Brandon Beemer as Man of the Day back in December.

Not many high-quality shirtless pics of him out there, so please, savor this rare find!