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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

NSFW #20

Correct me if I'm wrong: a perfect peter is like a unicorn.

I mean, there is usually something off about a penis. Maybe it's curved. Maybe it's only average sized or less. Maybe it's too skinny. Maybe the shape, regardless of size or curvature, is just 'weird'. Maybe the head never comes out of its shell. Maybe there are spots of discoloration. Maybe it droops if it gets too big. Maybe it never gets hard even at its biggest.
It's also a reason why seeing a man's penis isn't high on my priorities. Yes, I'm still curious to see what some of my favorite models' johnsons looks like...but my favorite men never show off their whole package, I would never be bummed. Because I wouldn't want an unimpressive penis to lessen my image of their beauty.

That's not to say there aren't men who carry impressive members, but this picture has got to be photoshopped, right? The size, the shape, the girth, the coloration, the angle of erection...everything is too damn perfect to be real.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VmVv447z2E8/VV6kuwBvpOI/AAAAAAABCOU/-R-sbg0chOQ/s1600/wowser.jpg
If you know who this guy is and that he does in fact have other photographs to show off his impressive member, please tell me.

4 comments:

Lukusj said...

Looks photoshopped to me surely ;-)

Rex said...

"
Other photographs"

Love it!

thewhitecat said...

He is a porn star named Jessy Ares...and yes, it is photoshopped (although his is nice even when not photoshopped...) Cheers and thanks for all the cool posts!

Anonymous said...

Jessie Ares for sure.