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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Red Flag

Have you ever seen a guy so hot that you just wanna cuss? Well, here it goes! Excuse the expletive.

This guy is so fucking outrageously hot. OH MY GOD, that face is so fucking beautiful, and that body is so fucking fine.

But why the hell does he have to fucking ruin that gorgeous landscape of his body with those giant tattoos? Tattoos of faces is NEVER EVER sexy in any fucking way. The weird design on his left arm looks pretty damn cool, but the faces on his right arm is inexcusable.

By the way, this is Dan Osborne, a reality star from The Only WAy is Essex (Britain's version of The HIlls and Jersey Shore) and a contestant on the Tom Daley's diving competition show Splash.
Okay, so, this guy needs to auction his red shorts, and I will totally buy it! Just an idea if he wants to do a fundraiser for charity!


HotPerth said...

Face + Body - Tattoos - Red Shorts =??

Anonymous said...

To be fair, the 'face' is, I believe, classic Michael Jackson, and is sort of a tribute to the artist at his peak. So it's kinda cool, but...yeah, faces never make good tattoos. But that being said, I would not kick him out of bed for eating crumbs, you know? Woof...!

Anonymous said...

I think most of these guys (and gals) will regret the whole tattoo thing when they are older...

Anonymous said...

Imagine, just for a moment, that this is real: