Please Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned

"Dear God, Almighty Father in Heaven, My Eternal Lord and Savior.

I know you told me that the naked flesh of a man is the lure of the Devil;

that in the depths of hellish fire, ignominious punishment awaits the sinners of lust.

I know that I should abstain from this indecent, shameful, soul-crippling vice...

...but seriously, it's Thor Knai we're talking about here. Give me a break, dude!"

The Future Man of Two-Weeks

Yes, that's right! Chris Austad will take the spotlight next month! (Sometime later, not immediately) Get ready, it'll be fantastic!

Rolling up his sleeves, leaving the collar unbuttoned.

Wow, Chris Austad is really trying to push the skin envelope!

David Jensen is Pushing the Limit

Too much skin? Probably!

But can you really blame me?

The Cutest Guy on the Planet

I don't even know his name! Can anybody out there ID him? Anybody? Hello?

Hubba Hubba Huebl

Johannes Huebl is my definition of a suave, gorgeous guy!

So...I'm gonna turn a blind eye on the fact that he's underdressed.

And perhaps open a few extra eyes to enjoy the fact that he's underdressed.

Oooh, boy...If legs could kill...

The Most Adorable Guy on the Planet

Jeremy Simpson!

Recently, Jeremy tried a goatee look that adds an edgier side to his attractiveness,
and I applaud him for gradually maturing into an extremely sexy man.


But my heart will always fall for the fresh-face, cute cheeks and soft lips of the Jeremy of yesteryear. The one who can look absolutely adorable in a hideous sweater like below.

So adorable, I'll even forgive the fact that he missed a few buttons.

The Prettiest Man on the Planet

David Entinghe!

Anyone who opposes can read between my index and ring fingers!

Oh, David! He can't resist taunting us...

The Most Handsome Man on the Planet

Chad Pinther!

Anyone begging to differ can go fiddle themselves!

Anyone who don't differ...well, I guess, you can fiddle yourselves, if you like!

The Most Gorgeous Man on the Planet

Maxwell Zagorski!

Anyone who disagrees knows where to shove it!

If you didn't know...this is indeed our title banner hottie!