I just feel awfully sorry for Max, having to do such a horrible job in order to make ends meet.
Forced to strip half-naked in front of every passers-by at the mall; displaying, exposing, dangling the T-bone steak that is his body before the drooling, panting mass starving to eat him whole *shudders*
Being incessantly bombarded with giggly, obnoxious squawks of pretty girls wanting to have their pictures taken with him, in front of the 3 panel mural of himself. *horrific*
And only very rarely does he get to chillax and hang out with his fellow hunky coworkers.
WORST. JOB. EVER.