Chris Austad wondered why the number of near drowning incidents quandrupled the summer he worked at the beach. Is there an increase in ripe tides or undertows due to some geological change? Could the sweltering be summer driving more people to the beaches, thus naturally bringing about more accidents?
He never thought that it was him that compelled so many abled swimmers to fake drown in order to be rescued by him.
*anecdote somewhat imitating the style of Mike from rc-hairbrush*