*this post is just for fun*
It's a tough world out there. Full of thugs, criminals both petty and hardened, murders, rapists, terrorists, you name it. Thank God we have a hero to depend on, a hero without supernatural powers...
A hero whose only instrument comes from within. His amazing physical strength, life-long martial arts training, and uncanny wit and perception; a hero whose moral compass is unmatched, whose sense of justice is unwavering, even at the trickiest of moral situations. He knows how to walk the fine line between good and evil!
Although I use the term possessively, my action hero Bryce Thompson is really everybody's hero. He doesn't cower under an alias, hide a disguise. What you see is what you get. He makes himself known so that anybody can call for his help at any time, and that any baddie who wants to challenge him will soon be sorry.
All I have left to say is to repeat a pretty famous song: What a man, what a man, what a might good man!
Whoa my god! It looks like the hero has fallen! Not to worry; he's only passed out!
Now, show of hands, who wants to resuscitate him?