Please Forgive Me, For I Have Sinned

"Dear God, Almighty Father in Heaven, My Eternal Lord and Savior.

I know you told me that the naked flesh of a man is the lure of the Devil;

that in the depths of hellish fire, ignominious punishment awaits the sinners of lust.

I know that I should abstain from this indecent, shameful, soul-crippling vice...

...but seriously, it's Thor Knai we're talking about here. Give me a break, dude!"