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Thursday, June 26, 2008

I wanna have a threesome with...

There are two requirements to have a threesome with the Carlsons!

1. They are gay, or at least, curious!


2. They must pull apart from each other long enough so I can squeeze in between.


Unfortunately, I don't think the second part is very realistic.

*To avoid legal headaches, I'm not implying anything about the Carlsons' sexuality. As far as I know, they are straight*

5 comments:

Justin said...

Freedom of speech brother man, not damage of public image. I concur with your three-statement (two?) epiphany. High five!

Anonymous said...

Jeez - you'd think they never left the womb.


Alan down in Florida

Anonymous said...

There ought to be a law!!
A law that says that any guy as hot as these 2 guys are HAS to be gay. Then YOU wouldn't have to worry about any legal problems by hinting that he's gay, Sebastien!
And the rest of us wouldn't have to just rely on our gaydar to figure out who to hit on.
LEE

Anonymous said...

Let the poets dream,
they see with their hearts.
Preacher

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

I once had a roommated who had a twin. She told me that almost all same-sex twins have sex together when they're overly hormonal teenagers. Apparently, they're so physically close that it's practically like playing with themselves.

Whether it's true or not, I could never watch a Nelson video the same way after that.