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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Man of the Moment: Josh Morehouse

Does he look familiar to you?

Probably not in these pictures...



Do you recognize him now?

That's right! Josh Morehouse is the Grade-A cut prime beef you see in the B(l)owflex informercial.

I tend to make broad generalizations, but I think this is as true as a statement can be:
Josh has the hottest body and face of all infomercial models. EVER!

You wouldn't believe the lengths I went through to capture these images. I literally had to cut and paste each square inch together to make every single one of these pictures. It was painfully meticulous work to keep everything aligned so you can't see the cut-and-pasted edges.

As far as I know, this is the first blog to ever feature this guy! So I'm hoping you (the readers) will appreciate it enough to make LOTS of comment on him, and click and save him to your computer!

16 comments:

David Toronto said...

Um. . . er . . ..

Despite all your care in preparing this, you've managed to mis-spell the manufactuer's brand name.

There is only one "l" in Bowflex.

Maybe you have had a Freudian slip.

If you screen contributions before posting, why not just make the correction and not post this?

Justin said...

Much appreciated Kenneth; quite humorous though--the life of the photo-blogger; I'm sure the dangerously difficult job of cutting the images is definitely worth it. Mr. Morehouse is definitely a more-is-better type of man.

Anonymous said...

Oh my... WOW!!! (faint)
(crawls back to computer)
Um... yea... as I said he is stunning, so congratulations for excellent work and I wish we could see more of this mind blowing hunk.

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

Josh is truly hot, but for hottest I'd go with Beiron Andersen, the dark-haired Scandanavian who was in the Soloflex ads before Josh came along.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your hard work - he's delicious and that smile could light up half the country and save us from global warming.

Alan down in Florida

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...

david, i don't screen comments. and honestly, lol, yeah, i was thinking of doing something similar to josh while I was putting together his pictures

thanks justin, mike, alan, and anonymous for the positive comments. i actually got the pictures at bowflex.com. but i don't recommend going there cause if your computer is prone to spam like mine, it will pop up on every ad space of any site you will visit thereafter.

David Toronto said...

Anyone remember Scott Madsen who was the model for Soloflex in the 1980s?

Have a look for photos of him and you may find some worth posting.

Kenneth Johnson aka Sebastien Penn said...

i've actually posted two pictures of him before.

http://defineaman.blogspot.com/search?q=scott+madsen

and i guess it wouldn't hurt to post more of him in the future

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

I wonder where Scott Madsen is now. He was their model in the mid 80's (replaced briefly by Mitch Gaylord: remember that?), so Scott is old enough to have 20-year-old sons running around. No there's a thought...

Crazy Sam said...

No matter how many times we thank you, it wouldn't be enough for all the hard work you've put to give us these and every pic on your blog! Keep up the good work.

RONNE said...

Josh is gorgeous and he makes me watch those infomericals, thanks for doing them well.

jt said...

Nice work! Thanks for sharing this hunk's pictures.

Anonymous said...

aren't i lucky? i went to school with this guy (p.s. he was well built way before these infomercials) i had a weight training class with him my junior year, his senior year. i checked him out in the locker room a few times(they didn't let us shower @ that school due to all the harassment lawsuits) but i saw his package through his boxer briefs and i think he was more of a grower than a showwer. But damn i still wanted to hit that thight little ass of his

TIM said...

I am in awe.

Anonymous said...

I used to work with him at a gym a few years ago (while he was also the bowflex model). He was the manager of the personal trainer department and my boss and he was extremely humble despite his good looks and being a model. He would sometimes fake-flirt with me to get me to do him favors, and rub my shoulders and back, which was torture! Haha. But an extremely nice, down-to-earth, good guy.

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